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UBIQUITOUS Media Throw Your Panties (2008)

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ONE WORD, "Throw Your Panties." That should sum it up. But if you're still wondering what this movies all about then Throw Your Panties is a film designed for people who like breathing air, eating food and watching internet porn. It'ss the film that will make your mother write a letter to her local congressman. It'ss a film not filmed on film so there for it's not a film at all. It's the video that makes haters go "that film is gay." It's a film that's better with tequila. It's love at first sight when you're a blind man in traffic. It's the second cheapest film on the shelf. It's the film that you don't play when you finally bring a girl home because she will think you're an idiot and know you'll never buy her a diamond ring. It's the film that if you hate it, it will make you look rich because you can use it as a drink coastere and no poor man uses $25 drink coasters. It will never run away when you need it most. It's the film that makes you feel like chopping onions while a dust storm is a blowing. It's the film that will remind you that snowboarding is still for dick heads like you, but most of all it's a film that WILL turn your brains to shit.

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100%
Content
80%
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100%
Soundtrack
80%
Extras
80%
Year
2008
Age Rating
R
Length
55 minutes + extras
Locations
Around the world
Riders
Andrew Hardingham, Tobias Karlsson, Dustin Craven, Ingemar Backman, Ryan Hall, Dwayne Weibe, Jonas Guinn and some other Assholes
MSRP ($)
25.00 Canadian

Maggie
5 out of 7 people found this review helpful
Summary:
As I frequently find with a Hardinghama work, the price of an hour in his head definitely will cost the tolerance of some really messed up stuff. Viewer discretion majorly advised!. . . but viewing highly suggested!!!!!!!
Review:

In art there is a lot of room for interpretation and this blows the door wide open on which way is up. Throw Your Panties is first and foremost comedy theater at its best...and worst. It is total love hate. In this non-film film, hosted by a king of genuine comedians (who happens to be invincible and rip on a snowboard), anything goes. From tearing down cliff drops that would make others shake in their boots, to the most random of skits, I can't imagine what it would be like to hang out with Hardingham on a regular basis. I guess this video is about as close as you might get.  

I am stoked to have in my DVD player not just a snowboard part in someone elses movie, but a full on brain child (via water birth) of Andrew's. The Hardingham, in real life and on TV, takes the clean-cut snowboarding mainstream as we now know it and just screws with it. Forget snowboarding, his reality is not the norm and when his genius works, it is spot on. I laughed so hard for 95% of the entire movie that my sides still hurt. I gagged the other 5% while being totally pissed off at the same time. My end assessment would be that the creativity and inexplicable humor is so off the deep end that the repulsive and completely shocking moments are just a price to pay. And, knowing Andrew, there is some deeper meaning behind the parts that are insanely WRONG, I just will never know what it is.  

The absolute funniest moments in this movie are in Berlin when a wall poses a very challenging barrier, in a hot tub when Hardingham puts a call into TRice, and on a windy mountain road towing a snowmachine. Not even to mention all the other stuff in between, including the snowboarding.  

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